Flit

Best. Sentence. Ever.

From Missouri's new creationism bill:

If biological intelligent design is taught, any proposed identity of the intelligence responsible for earth’s biology shall be verifiable by present-day observation or experimentation and teachers shall not question, survey, or otherwise influence student belief in a nonverifiable identity within a science course.

So you can teach your creationism just as soon as you can verify the existence of your Creator God through scientific observation or experimentation. Um, well, yeah, hard to argue with that.